Quizzing Zooey

School's out, but I don't want Zooey to forget what he learned. So every now and then I give him a little oral quiz. He loves spelling out a few words, answering three or four math questions, etc.

The other day, I asked him a few religion questions, like, "Who is Jesus?" and whatnot. And just so you know my son is getting a stellar Catholic education, here's part of our last quiz.

Mom: "How do you get to heaven?"

Zooey (with a big "DUH -- what a stupid question!" look on his face): "You die."

That's my boy.

--Sparki